Friday, September 08, 2006

rantosaurus

armadasaurus aviatryx aztechopus 4runnychus blazersaurus bravadactyl cayennodyx cherokodon commandopus defendersaurus discosaurus durangodon escaladosaurus xpedychus exploradactyl forestephale freelandopus highlandodon humveesaurus libertychus monterophale outbachus outlandodon navigatrops pathfindopus pilotychus rainiersaurus rav4nychus rodeosaurus roversaurus sequiodon sidekychus sorrentosaurus sportagodon tahoesaurus tributopus troopersaurus tuaretops tucsonosaurus vitararaptor vuelophodon wranglyx xtrailotops

new thunder lizards rule the earth host to flabby symbiotic parasites sucking from the caving in husk of a planet the oily bones of the first bunch to carbonibalize their dark remains in crude consuming burning metal guts to wear their blackened skins on steel feet to stomp down iters of rocks and their ashes, toxic assholes farting their final gassy debris to a particle spattered heaven.

... or the ozone layer whichever comes first and that last asshole just cut me off.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Holy...cow! Well, I suppose turning road rage into poetic justice is better than getting into a fight...

coyote said...

More like 'standing-beside-the-road' rage, Nonny... I couldn't get my nose above a dashboard and plant my paws on the pedals at the same time. Over the top, do you think?

C said...

I laughed out loud at this! I know it wasn't supposed to be FUNNY per se, but it is just so true and I loved it! :)
I had to sell my tahoeasaurs when I left the states...and I MISS my silver dinosaur. ;) I am gong to be riding an exploradactyl in the near future...but oil is so much cheaper here it doesn't cost hardly anything to feed it...they own all of it you see.

Please don't hate me coyote - over here driving a dinosaur is the only way to avoid becoming roadkill...and to die on the dry road is the ultimate humiliation for a fish.

coyote said...

I like that you laughed, C. Funny is fine. I chortled a little at some of the names I was getting as I frapped 'em up in the mental blender... I don't hate you for driving a dinosaur -- but please, touch your fins light on the gas. Fewer emissions that way.

C said...

In a perfect world...

Driving slow here gets you killed. Driving a small car gets you killed. I've been deliberately run off the road enough times here to have learned to drive really fast in my SUV if I want to get to point B. Can't be concerned about emissions I'm afraid.

But hey, over in this part of the 'lil ole world just being "Western" gets me on the short list anyway...so I just swim for the now. :) Amazing what the desert does to your attitude.

coyote said...

Friendly. Yup, sounds like you're best to stay in the water as much as you can. Ya can't get run off the road there...

Fingers said...

I'm here after so long.
Hope you're doing well
:)

coyote said...

Fingers! It has been too long. Hope you're doing well, too...